Tuesday, 19 February 2008

2007_04_01_archive



Windows Vista Pain and Agony

I'm no fan of Macs (twice the money for half the performance, and if

their interfaces are intuitive, then I've got a defective intuition),

but recent experiences with Microsoft do lend some credence to their

appeal. (And their amusing ads sure do hit home.) I recently bought my

husband a new PC, because apparently 256Mb of RAM was no longer

sufficient for someone who basically just uses AOL and IE. These days,

what with Vista and all the bloatware that Windows drags along and the

pervasive-ware of Windows apps (is there no such thing as a simple app

anymore? must every little thing install itself into my system tray,

plug itself in to my explorer toolbar, and start as soon as my system

boots?), it seems a hi-speed Pentium-4 processor with 1Gb of RAM is a

minimal configuration for your most basic home user. I was curious to

see what Vista was like. As I expected, it's got a few cool new

gadgets, but it's impossible to find anything because they've

rearranged all the menus, control panels, and even the way the

explorer looks and works. There's nothing compellingly better about

it, it's just different for the sake of being different. (Fortunately,

there's a "classic view" option on the Control Panel, at least.)

I did get it set up without too much pain, and aside from the fact

that Vista is still bleeding new, and Vista device drivers aren't

available for everything yet, it's been running well enough for the

first month. Until today. This morning my husband calls me in a panic,

saying he can't log in because it's giving him a message saying

"Invalid product key - Windows activation required". Vista has a

thorough security feature that helps Microsoft stop pirated copies of

Windows. They spin it as a protection for the user ("you'll know

you've got an authentic copy of Windows"), but of course it's really

all about protecting Microsoft. For the user, all it is is something

else to go wrong, and when it does, it's a royal pain in the butt to

sort out. OEMs like HP/Compaq pre-install Windows and pre-activate it

(which entails entering absurdly long strings of digits), sparing

their customers a tedious out-of-the-box experience. Unfortunately,

Vista has a bug where installing certain software or turning the

machine off at the wrong time or various other innocent actions can

cause Vista to lose its factory-installed product key, and to think

that it's a pirated copy, locking down your computer. Microsoft

recognizes this bug and offers a patch for it on their support site.

Which would be nifty, except that Microsoft doesn't allow your

computer to download anything from its support site unless you're

running a "genuine" copy of Windows. So in other words, the only

computers that will be able to download the patch are the ones that

don't have the bug. How brilliant is that? We tried an option to

manually re-enter the product key (a 25-character code found on a

sticker near the back of the computer), which failed. So we tried an

alternate option to get a "confirmation code" by speaking a

54-digit(!) code into a voice response system. That too failed, and we

ended up speaking to a live Microsoft technician. After two more

failed attempts, and several reboots, he was able to give us a correct

54-digit code that enabled the computer. (You think a 16-digit credit

card number is easy to mix up over the phone, try a 54-digit number!)


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