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Posted by Herman Saksono on 3:43 PM 1 comments

In Jakarta, smoking can be expensive, very expensive

Indonesian citizen. Why?

I'm not against smoking, I don't have problem people risking their

health for sheer pleasure, however I DO against public smoking*.

Passive smoker is just as bad as active smoker. If you are a

non-smoker you know how awful it is sitting next to a smoker. I've

been in that situation, and I just cannot understand why these smokers

are not sensitive enough to understand that not everybody wants their

smoke. They keep on puffing their smokes right up my face, without any

guilt or shame.

So what makes me feel awful for being an Indonesian citizen?

Our national economy is driven by Tobacco Companies (rokok). If you

look at your newspaper, on Finance/Investment section, notice that

Indonesian blue chips stocks are dominated by Tobbaco Companies.

Compare this to Singapore where its blue chips stocks are dominated by

IT industry. Under this dependency to Tobbaco Companies, any

regulation against public smoking will have a hard time in the House

of Representative (DPR).

However, today I am suprised that last Friday, Jakarta's state

legislature passed a bill that bans smoking from public area (UU

Pengendalian Pencemaran Udara). You will be fined up to Rp 1,000,000

for smoking on public area. This is a very strong decision and can be

bad for economics since 98% of the Jakarta income from tolls is coming

from cigarettes toll. Yes, by smoking those poisons you actually helps

Indonesia's macroeconomics.

You may ask: 'What does the law good for, if our law enforcement is

still impotent?'

I dont think our law enforcemnt is impotent, it's our Police

Departement thats not working hard enoguh. Maybe there are not enough

polices, maybe police's salary is still too low. I dont know. But law

enforcement in Indonesia is not impotent. All it needs is a proper

reward and punishment, like what happened recently in Jogja where you

will be fined Rp 15,000 if you dont wear Standard Helmet. Rp 15,000 is

a small amount of money, but now, everybody wears standard helmet.

Reward and punishment can be so amusing.

Labels: politik

Posted by Herman Saksono on 9:47 AM 6 comments

Feb 10, 2005

Giordano's obnoxious clerks

Because their sales clerks are very obnoxious. I mean, really

obnoxious. They are making Planet Surf's clerks looking like a stiff

mannequin.

First, they will always refer you as 'kak' (means brother or sister in

Indonesian). Maybe I should remind them that nobody has been using

that word centuries ago! Not only I feel alienated every time they

call me 'kak', but it also makes me feel weird and uncool.

Secondly, they will force you to try on their garments like a mad

Amway salesperson. If you eventually decided to try it and decided not

to like it, they will offer you other models. And it will go on and on

and on and on.

So I you are a Giordano newbie, I share a few tips on: How to avoid

and escape from Giordano's clerks

1. The ground rule: Don't go to Giordano if you are not going to buy

anything.

2. Avoid any eye-contact with any Giordano clerk. Some of them are

cute, but in the inside they are eeeevil. Once you are making

eye-contact with them, they will start forcing you to go inside

their stores, forcing you to try on their product and eventually

forcing you to buy it. So everytime you saw a Giordano store, look

away and pretend it doesn't exist.

3. Just say no to Giordano clerks. These critters are going to use

any possible argument to make you buy their products. Imagine one

of those Amway nut but far more attractive and fashionable. It's a

lot easier to say 'No' to those clerks.

4. If they asked you why you said 'no', answer them with: 'Because

you are ugly!,' or 'Because you're not a virgin!,' or 'Because I

slept with your mom!'

5. For the last resort: RUN!

Labels: shopping

Posted by Herman Saksono on 9:15 PM 7 comments

Feb 9, 2005

Finding Shoes

more dreadful. So I seriosly need a new pair of shoes. After

travelling to Semarang to find a good pair of shoes and returned empty

handed, I made a bold decision: I will buy another Converse in Jogja

(ok maybe that's not too bold).

Maybe the year of Rooster is bad luck for me, because every single

store no longer stock the size 9 (my size) of my favorite model. Okay,

I'll buy another model which I less like. Guess what? The size 9 of

the less liked model is also out of stock. Mmmm okay, I'll buy the

model that I least like, because I seriously in need for a new shoes.

Guess what, they also don't have the size 9!!!

Geeeezzz, whats with all of this shoes scarcity! First they no longer

sell casual Nike shoes? Now they no longer sell size 9 Converse shoes?

Whats next? I have to go to Giordano stores and forced to try on

something before I can buy a pair of shoes?

What is this world turning to?

Labels: shopping

Posted by Herman Saksono on 11:09 PM 0 comments

Government's Employees are a pain in the ass

As much as I hate Giordano clerks, nothing beats government employees

for it's obnoxiousity and arrogance.

Last Tuesday, my good friend's brother run ovar a man at the mBanteng

area. So we rushed to mBanteng (we were at Lor Kali Cafe when the

accident took place) and helped the guy to the hospital. It was a

no-plotless story with lots of uninteresting details, so I'm not going

to write the entire story, but this incident reminds me how much I

hate government employees (pegawai negeri).

Government employees should realize that they are working for us. We

paid you guys! Everytime the government taxed our salary, everytime we

paid extra 10% when we buy something at McDonalds, everytime Pertamina

sucks Indonesian oils reserve (technically Indonesian oils belong to

us), and so on.

Wanna know the best part of it? We have to pay 330,000 rupiahs for

slow and unfriendly service (all in my friend's debt), just to find

out that the guy who was hit is completely ok. Just a couple of

bruises. No fractured bone. No brain damage.

SBY, if you are reading this, aren't the extra cash from funding cut

for unleaded gas (Pertamax) should go to public health? Especially for

the poors? 330,000 rupiahs is quite a lot of money.

Anyway this is the guy who was hit by my friend's brother:

I took the picture when we were waiting for X-Ray photography result.

Labels: diary

Posted by Herman Saksono on 8:53 AM 0 comments

Feb 8, 2005

Nike Embargo?

of shoes.

Since my old Converse starts tearing down, I decided to buy a new pair

of shoes. Frankly, after hopping from one shoes store to other shoes

store I still can't find a good model. I dont know why, but these

days, every single shoes sold in shoe store are very lame looking. And

then, I started noticing something really queer: nobody sells Nike

shoes anymore.

Then I decided to go to Semarang, hoping to find a really cool looking

shoes, only to be dissapointed by the fact that Semarang stores sells

the exact same models as in Jogja. Just as lame and mediocre as the

shoes sold in Jogja. Even worse, they also doesn't sell any Nike

shoes.

Are we being embargoed by Nike? I hope not.

I might ended up buying those Converse shoes at Malioboro Mall....

Labels: diary, shopping

Posted by Herman Saksono on 9:28 AM 2 comments

Giordano

Whoever invented Giordano marketing strategy needs a swift kick on the

ballz.

Labels: shopping, thoughts

Posted by Herman Saksono on 8:41 AM 0 comments

Feb 7, 2005

SCTV is so gay

I hate when companies changed their logo just for fancy's sake. Some

recent logo changes were good (BII, Excelcommindo) because logo

adjustment were necessary to suit their new philosphy. But take

Indosat for example, it's new logo is making Indosat looking like a

weak newcomer in communications industry. And list goes on.

But the award for worst new logo goes to SCTV for it lame ass logo

hyped as Satu untuk Semua. Not only it looks amateurish, its philosphy

doesnt seem to serve anything.

Even worse, 20 were poisoned during the logo's launch event. The

culprit: Boxed Rice that was served during the event!

Labels: art and design

Posted by Herman Saksono on 3:39 PM 3 comments

Student Protest 101

Roundabout (aka. Bunderan UGM), which is a popular venue for UGM

students to protest against.... everything. So, everytime SBY's

administration is proposing something, I have to hear annoying march

and disturbing oration. It's not that I against them, because most of

the time I go for their views. It takes quite sometime for me to

realize what they are doing wrong. It's not the content that makes me

sick, but the presentation that stirs me (and the rest of Jogja

community) away.

We live in a world where package is everything. Where package

overshadows the actual content. By saying that, I didn't mean that you

should protest against Sumadi's appearing on Kedaulatan Rakyat collumn

every single edition, and wearing a pink and cuddly outfit. For non

Jogjakartans out there, Sumadi is the person who owns the largest

selling newspaper in Jogja, Kedaulatan Rakyat. And yes, he appeared on

every single edition of KR.

I'm saying that student protest should package their statement in an

effective manner as possible to achive the ultimate goal(s). Shouting

and yelling is not effective at all. It is, infact, very ineffective.

Therefore, I decided to write several tips for student protester out

there on: 'How to protest in an effective way':

1. You protest to raise awareness on certain issue to the public,

press, or even better international community. Don't mix your

personal sentiment to the government with the protest. It'll make

you looking like an emotionally-unstable student who has no life.

TIP: Try to appeal the public by doing something that appeals them

(doh!). Don't give away flower becuse it is so overused and thus

making it very ineffective.

protester wearing a green army jacket that seems hasn't been

washed since it was bought. And don't get me started how ugly the

hair looks. You may think that people doesnt judge the way you

look, but the truth is they DO. TIP: Take a bath before

protesting. If you dont take a bath often, take a regular bath a

week before protesting. Wash your hair. Put on some Nivea

moisturizer (or even better: Body Shop's Tea Tree Oil Mattifying

Moisture Gel--pictured right) to enhance your skin's complexion.

On P-day, wear a clean clothes. Tucking your shirts will helps.

3. Make a nice protest boards, because a good and visually engaging

protest boards can be as effective as a good oration. Don't just

write a lame-ass phrases and write it on a piece of cardboard.

TIP: Ask a friend majoring in communication and/or graphic design

to design a complete visual communication tools. It doesn't has to

be expensive, but it has to be visually effective.

4. Be a good PR. Practice your speech few days before protesting. As

a friend who you think a good speeechwriter to help you wrting

your speech.

5. Drop happening-art. It sucks, weird, and making you looking like

an emotionally-unstable student who has no life.

6. Behave. Manner does matter. Act like a responsible adult.

7. Be creative. Design an integrated concept for your protest. Create

a distinct visual identity. This will helps people to recognize

what you are fighting against.

Well thats about it. Happy Protesting!

Labels: survival tips

Posted by Herman Saksono on 8:28 AM 4 comments

Feb 5, 2005

Sultan HB X

To be honest, I'm impressed how Yogyakarta's Governor, Sri Sultan

Hamengkubuwono 10th performs lately. I'm not a big fan of his, but his

recent moves shows a bold direction where our crowded dan

human-resource-rich province is heading, namely with the recent

development of infrastructures and commerce facilities.

Recently, the local newspaper writes a report on possible hurricane in

Southern Yogyakarta beaches. Thay said, that it will be a big

hurricane and may cause a major damage.

I didn't expect the government to do anything, because thats what they

normally do in the past: always late in anticipating any disasters.

However, I was suprised when I read today's paper, where Sultan start

commanding many organizations to prepare for the disaster, in case it

does happens.

I'm impressed. If he keep on impressing me like that, I might

eventually voted him.

Provided that our legislative body changed the status of my

Province...

Labels: politik, thoughts

Posted by Herman Saksono on 9:03 AM 0 comments

Evaporating in Motion

long? I just bought this brand new Boss In Motion perfume (or some

fashion elitist might call it Eau de Toilette, but its potato potato

to me), and this thing only last for a 1-2 hours. That is mad.

I want my hard-earned S$73 back.

Labels: diary, random, shopping

Posted by Herman Saksono on 8:51 AM 6 comments

Feb 4, 2005

Light up your face with gladness, hide every trace of sadness

There are certain songs that made you cry, even though you feel

completely ok. Same thing happens to me the other day. I was listening

to this song called Smile which was sung by Michael Jackson (ok get

rid of those questioning eyes, some people might call him a child

molesting plastic, but he has done many wonderful song, start giving

him a break man!).

Anyway, the song is about how to cure you sadness with smile, how to

make you feel magnitudes better with just a simple smile. I started to

imagining how the music video would be, because this great song (which

was dedicated for Charlie Chaplin, CMIIW) never got the opportunity to

be visualised into music video. However, for no obvius reason, I

started to get all teary.

Soo, I imagined the video started with a bunch of commuters sitting on

subway, early in the morning, going to work, feeling lonely and

forgotten. Imagine low saturated, high contrast video. To make things

short, it ends when the sun starts shining, and they saw many cute and

funny things, and these bored commuters start smiling and all.

Okay it may sounds really lousy, but believe me, it would be a great

video. Its just that I sucks when it comes to explaining things in a

non oral way.

Labels: thoughts

Posted by Herman Saksono on 8:40 AM 1 comments

Feb 2, 2005

First Post

This should be my first post on this blog. Here, you will find my

personal rants, a tad of random thoughts, and some annoying

quick-facts. Please note that this blog represents my very inner ego,

which, quite frankly doesnt represents me in real life.

Anyway, have fun!

Herman

Labels: diary

Posted by Herman Saksono on 8:33 AM 3 comments

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Wiring my house

The Finished Project

This weekend I re-wired my house. The house had some old CAT5 cable

that connected up several of the rooms.

Original Wires

Old Wiring

Old Wires

Return air duct

There were a lot of problems with the old wires but here are the main

ones:

#1- The old wiring was quick and dirty. There were no faceplates or

jacks installed, the cables just hung out of the wall. This room used

to be the computer room and all of that was behind a desk so it was

fine. Now this room is the guest bedroom and it's NOT fine.

#2- Ironically the new computer room is not wired into this room so

most of the other rooms are connected via wire but the computer room

is connected using wireless. When one person is streaming video from

TiVo or downloading from the internet, that wireless gateway gets

saturated quickly!

#3- The guest bedroom (former computer room) is the only room with a

live phone jack so the DSL modem is there and the base for the

wireless phones. Not a good place for anything when guests are staying

with you!

#4- The cables for the downstairs got there using the return air vent.

For two or three cables that may be ok but I was going to pull a lot

more than two or three.

The plan was to run 2" flexible conduit from the attic to the basement

furnace room. The only place I could run the conduit was through the

flume space. My house has a rectangle flume that runs from the attic

to the basement and has the furnace vent, return air, and air ducts

running through it. There is plenty of space there for a 2" conduit.

The furnace vent is shielded and doesn't get hotter than what you can

touch so the conduit will be safe there.

Location for 2" flexible conduit

The attic

Conduit location

Originally I had wanted to run the conduit through the walls. You can

see in the picture above a spot where I cleared away the insulation. I

drilled a hole through what I thought was the drywall nailer and it

turned out to not be that! The top of the wall I wanted to use was

under the support structure of the roof and I was not about to drill a

2" hole through that! I ended up cutting a hole in the tin covering

the open ducting space in my house.

My son's bedroom

In order to feed the conduit through two floors, I was going to need

access not only to feed it but to cut another hold in the tin plates

that hold the ducts in place. I chose my son's bedroom because it was

behind a door. My other choice would have been the dining room and I

think my wife would not have liked that. Did I mention that my wife

didn't know I was doing this because she was out of town?

Now that I knew where I was going to run everything I was ready to

start cutting holes.

Finding a stud

Marking and starting the hole

Finished hole

There are two reasons that hole is that large. I needed room to pull

the conduit and I wanted to cut clean between two studs to make the

patch easier. To patch this I cut another 2x4 the width of the hole

and screwed it to the two studs. That created a nice board to mount my

drywall to when I was done. I forgot to take pictures of the 2x4 I

installed but below you can see the patched wall. I also found an old

Pepsi can that was left in there when the house was built.

Hole for conduit

Looking up space to the attic

The conduit was a pain to install. I actually had to do it twice. My

brother stopped by and helped me pull it once and after he left I

found that the conduit had looped in the flume space. Not only would

it be a pain to pull wires through (if even possible), the conduit was

resting against the flume. I didn't like either of those problems so I

pulled it out. With the help of my 7 year old son (he helped quite a

bit on this project) we re-installed the conduit.

Conduit installed from the attic to the basement

The next step was to pull the wire. The conduit came with some very

nice pull string in it but it all fell out the first time we installed

it. I had to use fishtape to get the first wire installed. A very wise

man told me to pull a string with each cable I pull so I would be

ready for the next pull. The first cable was easy to pull.

The first cable pulled from the basement to the new computer room

I also had to locate the wall in the computer room and drill a hole in

the attic to fish the cables down the wall. I only used conduit for

the big pull to the basement. Out of the conduit the cables run in the

attic to the wall and down the wall to the hole I cut out. Because

it's low voltage, I used these nice "mudder frames" rather than

electrical boxes. They are much easier to work with and your cables

don't get all bent up in a box.

Two cable pull

I also ran one coax cable to each room. Pulling the coax was much more

difficult. The cable is heavier and has to come off a spool rather

than out of a box. I pulled 5 CAT5e cables and one coax cable to the

computer room. I have two servers, my computer, and a switch that I

wanted home runs for. The fifth CAT5e cable is for phone.

Finished job in the computer room

The old computer room had the only working phone line in the house. I

ran new CAT5e cable to the source of the phone line and then ran a

home run to the basement for phone. That allowed me to remove the old

phone lines from the walls and replace the old jacks with a modular

system that has phone, Ethernet, and cable all in one jack. I forgot

to get a blank faceplate so I put the old phone jack faceplate over

the old cable hole in the guest bedroom.

Wires pulled and jacks punched down

Finished guest bedroom

Finally the job is done. Eventually I will purchase a wall mount rack

to hold punchdown blocks and a patch board to connect everything. For

now I just put connectors on the cables and ran them to my switch. It

feels good to have my house wired correctly with the ability to pull

more cables any time I need.

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of the 5 girls from the last post, #1 is still friends, #2 is still

friends wanting more, #3 just used me for sex, #4 is troubled but

friends (and wants more but not happening), #5 seems to be just

friends or still not able to try to work something out to get together

more, and there is a new #6 as of just a few days ago. She is a

sweetheart, but young and used to date a guy I used to work with (so

she knows most of the people I still work with). She got completely

screwed over by the guy (cheater, treated her like shit, etc.). We

will see how it goes. I'm not trying as hard as I did on a few of the

others, so it may actually end up being something, plus I'm not


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their seminal 1997 OK computer. Interestingly, the number 10 proves

uncannily significant.

For a near Wizard of Oz / Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon experience,

set up a new new playlist with the following track order. Set it with

a 10 second crossfade, and see how the two albums blend together VERY

well . . . perhaps too well . . .

1. Airbag (OK Computer)

2. 15 Step (In Rainbows)

3. Paranoid Android (OK Computer)

4. Bodysnatchers (In Rainbows)

5. Subterranean Homesick Alien (OK Computer)

6. Nude (In Rainbows)

7. Exit Music (For A Film) (OK Computer)

8. Weird Fishes/Arpeggi (In Rainbows)

9. Let Down (OK Computer)

10. All I Need (In Rainbows)

11. Karma Police (OK Computer)

12. Fitter Happier (OK Computer)

13. Faust Arp (In Rainbows)

14. Electioneering (OK Computer)

15. Reckoner (In Rainbows)

16. Climbing Up The Walls (OK Computer)

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Destroying your computer has a competition?

Ukraine hosts computer destruction championship

Appetite for destruction

By John Leyden

Published Monday 29th September 2003 12:56 GMT

More than 300 sledgehammer-wielding, mouse-kicking Ukrainians took

part in a competition last weekend to destroy computer equipment in

the most spectacular way possible.

The First Open Computer Destruction Championship, held in the central

Ukrainian city of Zaporizhzhya, were organised by a local radio

station and designed to raise awareness about the perils of spending

too much time in front of a PC, the BBC

reports.

There were three main events: chucking a keyboard, kicking a computer

mouse, and the "creative destruction" of computer monitors.

Ironically, winners in each category received computer equipment as a

prize (but you probably guessed that already).

Competitors told Ukrainian TV that the event helped purge them of

computer angst.

Radio engineer Yevhen Hrytsenko, who threw his keyboard an impressive

40.2 metres to win that event, said he felt "liberated from computer

addiction".

"Just recently I busted my monitor at home. I was so angry at it,

luckily I didn't destroy the keyboard, so I could throw it here

today," he said.

Eastern Europe, and the Ukraine in particular, was a breeding ground

for the sport of mobile phone throwing, which has now spread

internationally.

Anthropologists are yet to explain why a country with one of the

lowest GDP (annual income per head) figures in Europe could spawn such

a passion for abusing hi-technology equipment.

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Ukrainian Girl Terminates ATM!

Ukrainian teen fights the Rise of the Machines(TM)

14-year-old terminates ATM

By Lester Haines

Published Wednesday 13th October 2004 10:27 GMT

A 14-year-old Ukrainian girl has struck a blow for humanity in the war

against belligerent technology by completely destroying a Yalta cash

machine - with her bare hands.

The plucky freedom fighter took on the avaricious ATM after it

swallowed her cash card. In the ensuing battle, the youth - described

by police as "looking like she couldn't hurt a fly" - caused �4,500

worth of damage to the Privatbank dispenser. The unnamed girl told the

press: "I just got angry and couldn't control myself after the machine

took my card. I train regularly at a local boxing club to keep fit - I

guess I must have learned a few things."

Absolutely. If the young lady in question would like to contact El

Reg, we have a few bits of obstreperous kit which would benefit from

an application of the "Ukrainian Handshake" - starting with the UK's

murderous cyberloos. �

posted by Vic. @ 8:42 PM 1 comments

Free Energy ElectroPower Source for sale!

Ukrainians punt free energy generator on eBay

Self-destructing 'electro power source'

By Lester Haines

Published Monday 3rd July 2006 15:42 GMT

Here's one for the technically-minded among you to ponder: a Ukrainian

"free energy electro power source" which has popped up on eBay.

Quite how the 100kW+ wonder machine works is anyone's guess, and the

vendors are remaining pretty tight-lipped on the matter. It doesn't

run on petrol or diesel, but does consume 1200m3 of air per hour.

Quite remarkably, in can apparently operate simultaneously in a

vacuum, which attests to its hi-tech capabilities.

There are, nonetheless, a couple of clues as to the possible power

source. First up, the blurb carries this dire warning aimed at

preventing purchasers from investigating the machine's innards: "With

the purpose to provide technology safety, the case of electric power

station will be closed, and at its unauthorized opening electric power

station will be self-destructed."

Secondly, the same outfit is punting rather a lot of ex-military

Geiger counters.

Long-term readers may remember that back in 2004, the Ukrainians

admitted they had somewhat absent-mindedly mislaid hundreds of nuclear

missiles. Based on the available evidence, we have pointed the UN's

nuclear watchdog in the direction of this auction, where they can get

an example of the electro power source right now for a mere �143,600.

And, if the chaps from bomb disposal are able to get the cover off the

thing without taking out an entire city, the truth of the wonderous

generator may soon be revealed. �

posted by Vic. @ 8:40 PM 0 comments

Oh those Ukrainian Women...

By LUKAS I. ALPERT, Wire Services - New York Post

A Ukrainian woman was busted trying to smuggle drugs inside her

vibrator.

"She told us she had put the drugs there because she thought no one

would ever think of touching it,

let alone looking inside it," said a Ukrainian border-police